The Joynt’s Totally Unofficial Uncle Arnie’s Flavor Ranking

The Joynt Ranks Uncle Arnie’s THC Drinks

If you have stood in The Joynt for more than five minutes, you have probably asked, “Which Uncle Arnie’s is the best?” We get it. There are a lot of cans, they all look fun, and no one wants to choose wrong. We LOVE them! So here it is. Our honest, mildly opinionated, absolutely unpaid ranking.

1. Iced Tea Lemonade

This is the correct answer. If Uncle Arnie’s had a valedictorian, this would be it. It tastes like an Arnold Palmer that forgot it had THC until about twenty minutes later. Smooth, familiar, easy to drink, and never weird. This is the one we give people who say, “I don’t usually like THC drinks.” Yes you do. You like this one. It is so YUMMY!

2. Cherry Limeade

Cherry Limeade is fun and knows it. Tart, a little sweet, and very soda shop energy. This one feels like summer even if it is snowing outside. It has just enough bite to keep things interesting without going full sour candy. Strong second place and not mad about it. Always drank super fast due to deliciousness!

3. Watermelon Wave

Watermelon Wave is sweet, juicy, and goes down way too easy. This is the drink that gets people texting us later saying, “That one hit harder than I expected.” It tastes like summer and behaves like a trap. We love it, just pace yourself.

4. Raspberry Lemonade

This one is for the people who say things like, “I like my drinks tart.” It is bold, sharp, and refreshing. Not everyone’s top pick, but if lemonade is your thing, this one will not let you down.

5. Zen Green Tea

Zen Green Tea is the quiet friend of the group. Not flashy, not loud, just chill. Light, herbal, and very low drama. This is a good choice if you want to relax and not think too hard about flavors or life.

6. Strawberry Kiwi

Tastes exactly like you think it does. Which is fine. Nothing wrong here, nothing wild either. Solid, reliable, and slightly forgettable, like that one song you never skip but also never search for.

7. Orange Soda Pop

Orange Soda Pop is doing its own thing. Very sweet, very soda forward, very nostalgic. If you love orange soda, this is for you. If you do not, you already know how you feel about this one.

The Joynt Verdict

If you are only grabbing one, get the Iced Tea Lemonade and thank us later. If you are grabbing a few, add Cherry Limeade and Watermelon Wave and you are officially doing it right. Honestly… grab any of them and you will be happy!

Start slow, sip responsibly, and if you still cannot decide, just ask us. We clearly have opinions.